There is a man with loose teeth.
He also has long fingers and is too tall to ride the subway.
So I knew that he must have a large penis.
I bend down and pull down his pants
His penis shoots out like a geyser
I put it in my mouth, and it puffs my cheeks out
Then I feel a knock on my head
And a tooth bounces onto the floor.
I did not know that teeth bounce… until now