Today in Porn

as you already know, porn is a vital and essential factor to human life. here are the top stories from the world of porn today. not involving tits. nevermind. there has to be tits.

Valerie Trierweiler

•  this story broke a couple days ago, i’ll elaborate in a nutshell: this is Valerie Trierweiler, a journalist and former first lady in france or some shit. apparently, youporn.com’s vice president Brad Burns, has made this well-esteemed woman a million dollar offer to ‘offiicially become the ambassador and french spokeswoman’ for their tube site. lolllzz. this is yet another publicity stunt from the manwin group in hopes to get even more shame from the porn community than they already have. val has recently split from the french president, Francois Hollande, and subsequently manwin  saw their opportunity to swoop in for the kill and try to grab a buck off of her misfortune. is this really a ‘story’ if val has chosen to completely avoid the question? in porn it is.

• in other news, alexis ford showed her tits today on twitter. now THAT is newsworthy.