You Can’t Turn a Ho into a Housewife (Because You Already Have One)

In an interview with USWeekly, Ashton Kutcher’s side piece Sara Leal confirms that she not only had sex with Kelso, but that she did so knowing her was still married (though she thought they were ‘seperated’). You can read all of the moronic 22-year-old whore stuff that she said, but I think most of us are only interested in one thing–seeing what the chick who made Kelso cheat on Demi looks like in various states of undress.
This got me thinking about all of the other famous mistresses/homewreckers that we’ve heard about over the years, so I gathered them all together in one convenient post. If you’re considering cheating, just jerk off to this instead. First up, Sara Leal:

I think everyone in the free world agreed that no matter how shitty Sandra Bullock’s movies are, or how much she may look like a school teacher, Jesse James seriously downgraded when he cheated with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee:

My personal favorite, the mistress of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, Evelina Manna. She has a naturally gorgeous body and face, and you can’t deny wanting to motorboat those tits.

Last but not least, the many whores of Tigers Woods. First up, Joslyn James. Again, a serious downgrade from his hot wife, from the wrinkly old implants to the raggedy, beat-up pussy.

Mistress #2, Loredana Joli

Mistress #3, Cori Rist

Mistress #4, Devon James (why are the pornstars that he fucked the least attractive of this bunch??)

Mistress #4 Holly Sampson, who has sort of a floppy, oddly meaty pussy but is otherwise fuckable, I guess.

Mistress #5 Jamie Jungers

And last but not least, mistress #6 Rachel Uchitel, who was supposedly still grieving for her fiance who died in 9/11 when she sought comfort from Tiger Woods’ cock.