Let’s Play ‘Which Would You Rather Go Down On?’

Some people say I’m a feminist. Actually, nobody says that because I’d punch them in their throat. BUT I am a conservative Republican housewife in my early 20s that enjoys watching and writing about pornography, and that’s much cooler than a feminist any fucking day. The point is, despite all of my opinions on women’s equality and blah blah blah, there’s one thing I cannot compromise on–hairy vaginas. Ladies, keep your shit manicured, men like a clean workspace. Also, I’m pretty sure that Martha Stewart says “Sticking cucumbers in your pussy is not a good thing!”

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