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Since everyone doesn’t always get to see the retarded shit that I find on the internet on a day to day basis, I decided to take initiative and try to make sure you’re able to see the best of the best in a nice neat little Top 10 package. GIDDEYYUPP!
10. The ROFLCOPTER!
The ROFLCOPTER. Easily the most retarded sexual position I've ever seen in my entire life, making for a pretty hilarious watch, as this guy twirls around on top of this girl like a heliicopter. Fucking radical. Clikc the pic to check out the post.
9. Porn Career Fail
The classic case of 'dude can't get hard, dude get's hard, dude immediately cums' BUMMER. And the end is perfectly on point. Check this one out. Clikc the pic to see the post.
8. Hot Dog Face-Fuck!
Ah, the good ol' fashioned hot dog face-fuck. This one has some classic sequences throughout, she farts in the middle of the blowjob, harfs up hot dog chunks at the end, and jesus, just EVERYTHING. Clikc the pic to link to the post.
7. Fastest Pre-mature Orgasm EVER.
"Ok, this is it. My shot at the big time, here it goes, unnnnngggghhhh. OOPS." Clikc the pic for a link to the post.
6. The Ten Worst Things Ever Said In Porn!
Yea, this one made the list mainly for the absurdity of some of the stuff Annette Schwarz says in the later stages, because there are some things here that are pretty fucked up, but it still laugh-worthy. Clikc the pic to link to the post.
5. Choke Out Fail!
I think rule #1 when fucking your co-star is probably try your best not to kill her in the process. Watch Madison Ivy pass out here and dude shit bricks when he thinks she's dead. Clikc the pic to see the post.
4. Pre-Mature Orgasm Music Video!
You have to give it to the guy, even after he came he swears he can do it again. Watch him make an excrutiating attempt set to the music of Michael Jackson's Beat It. Genius.Clikc the pic to watch.
3. The Best Anal Full-Nelson Video in History
The top 3 here could have all been number 1, so each of these is certainly worth checking out. In this video we see a girl getting Anally Full Nelson'd and what goes on through the midst of it all is probably one of the most hilarious porn clips I've seen in all my days. Clikc on the pic for a link to the post.
2. The Most Epic Cumshot Fail EVER!
There's really nothing to say about this one. The video speaks for itself. It's pretty gross, but damn it's funny as hell. Clikc on the pic to check out the post.
1. Midget Fucks his Pregnant Sister
Yeah, you read that right. This one speaks for itself. I have truly seen it all now. Clikc on the pic to view the post.