Testing the Tools

Sometimes being a girl is hard. It’s just too easy to get laid. We have too many choices. In these instances, it is better for us to test your tools so we can be sure we take home the one that will fill us best.

Yes, this is unfair that we can be so selfish and uncaring to your emotional needs. Oh who am I kidding; you guys would love it if that was the way the real world worked. Girls coming up to you just to fuck you and even if they didn’t pick you, you would have still gotten your dick wet. Wouldn’t really be a loss, and some other bitch would come for you later.

Everyone would be happy. So hear that ladies? Loosen up, spread your sunshine and start testing those tools!


Patricia Diamond ; Testing The Tools brought to you by MadamMeow

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