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Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

I guess when it comes to all things entertainment, escalation is key. We went from porn were women begged to give head to slobbery face fucking, mature adult women to barley legal teens, well produced film to cell phone footage, and studio made music to silence. That all kinda sucks. […]

by × March 14, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Let’s be honest. Ron Jeremy is the Adam Sandler of porn. He was great at what he did in the beginning, named a legend prematurely, became a parody of himself, now the only people that can stand him are the ones that can mooch off of his “fame”. We all […]

by × March 13, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Vintage Trailer of the Day

Looks like Taylor Swift is gonna have to rename her autobiography. It’s been taken. This is like the Dukes of Hazzard without the car, attractive women, charming characters, story, stunts, and production budget. I guess it’s nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard. Maybe the “tongue-in-cheek” aspect, but I don’t think […]

by × March 10, 2017 × 0 comments

BOOBS, Funny

Bad Fight. Good Tits.

Bad Fight. Good Tits.

I think of women that can fight the same way I think of women that have PHDs…I don’t care…show your tits. I can’t fuck your IQ or your black belt. Sure I watch women’s MMA, but I find myself paying less attention to the actual fight and more time trying […]

by × March 9, 2017 × 0 comments

Vintage

Vintage Trailers

Vintage Trailers

I think this might be a new daily thing. Vintage porn trailers. These old pornos were actually like real films. It amazes me that even porn is susceptible to reduced budgets and cut corners. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any lower…they got lower. I mean, besides the James […]

by × March 7, 2017 × 0 comments

Celebrity, Parody

When Porn Was Porn

When Porn Was Porn

You might be shocked to know that back in the day, porn movies were actually movies. Most were comedies (a few are actually funny), but every once in a while you got a musical. A fucking musical. This one was pretty controversial at the time because some Oscar nominated composer […]

by × March 7, 2017 × 0 comments

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Rooney Mara from The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Titties Getting Raped of the Day

Some pirate seemed to bootleg a movie I will never see because it is too popular for my liking….and because the original already exists…despite thinking David Fincher is alright. Apparently the hottest scene of the movie is the rape scene – when Rooney Mara, an actor I’ve never heard of […]

by × January 12, 2012 × 0 comments