Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
I’ve seen vaginas do a lot of things in my day. I’ve seen em’ squirt, expand, contract, smoke cigarettes, shoot out humans, suck in humans, blow out candles, and steal the hopes and dreams of men. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one with the spring of a doorstopper. Either […]
Let’s go thru the list: Obvious daddy issues Pasty Piercings Full of tattoos Dreaded hair Self-mutilating Self-fisting In desperate need of money Insane Yep: I’m in love.
Elay Smith is some camgirl with perfect tits that fucks sex toys and squirts for your masturbatory amusement. Nothing funny about this. She’s just hot.
This vid has been making the rounds the last few days. This woman is a genius. Why buy expensive sex toys when you can go to your local Goodwill and stock up for less that $10? After seeing this, it’s gonna be hard not to get an erection any time […]
Around here, you never know what’s going to be in your inbox when you wake up. This morning I had a Facebook message from some guy telling me that he talks about me to his wife all […]
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