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Fuck security! Seriously, these girls fucked security.

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by × October 13, 2011 × 0 comments

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Sleep & Sex, Two of My Favorite Things

A friend and I were discussing how sometimes we’re most horny when we’re exhausted and tired. I’ve heard of people having sex in their sleep, which is cool I suppose if you know the person. Otherwise, it’s like a cross between cow tipping and date rape, and I’m not sure […]

by × October 12, 2011 × 0 comments

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The Art of the Rim Job

You can file this under the category of “things I have no intention of ever learning how to do.” I’ve had it done to me, it was lovely, not returning the favor. But just in case it strikes your fancy, this chick will give you tips: And if you’re a […]

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Is this Sofia Vergara Naked?

Is this Sofia Vergara Naked?

I have this theory that Sofia Vergara did not just magically become famous….you know because everyone wants to be famous and being an immigrant Colombian is one of those things that works against you and usually leaves you working as a stripper to raise your fatherless child in your one […]

by × October 12, 2011 × 1 comment

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You Can’t Turn a Ho into a Housewife (Because You Already Have One)

You Can’t Turn a Ho into a Housewife (Because You Already Have One)

In an interview with USWeekly, Ashton Kutcher’s side piece Sara Leal confirms that she not only had sex with Kelso, but that she did so knowing her was still married (though she thought they were ‘seperated’). You can read all of the moronic 22-year-old whore stuff that she said, but […]

by × October 12, 2011 × 1 comment

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When you're done with her, feel free to visit me...

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by × October 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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Let’s Play ‘Which Would You Rather Go Down On?’

Some people say I’m a feminist. Actually, nobody says that because I’d punch them in their throat. BUT I am a conservative Republican housewife in my early 20s that enjoys watching and writing about pornography, and that’s much cooler than a feminist any fucking day. The point is, despite all […]

by × October 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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2 Former Miss Universe Contestants Have Hardcore Threesome (on tape, of course…)

2 Former Miss Universe Contestants Have Hardcore Threesome (on tape, of course…)

I, like every other person with a vagina, watch Project Runway every season. While I was browsing for content to share with y’all today, I came across a sex tape with a familiar face in it… Anya Ayoung Chee, from this current season of Project Runway. She’s also a former […]

by × October 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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Best Ass on TV: Winter Ave Zoli

Best Ass on TV: Winter Ave Zoli

I am a huge fan of FX’s Sons of Anarchy, which subsequently makes me a fan of Winter Ave Zoli. As Laila, the pornstar with the heart of gold, she prances around set wearing a big smile and jeans so low that we can all see her wax job. I’m […]

by × October 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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YoungDykes the Webcam Star of the Day

YoungDykes the Webcam Star of the Day

by × October 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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The Many Adventures of My Ass, and Why It’s Always Getting Me Into Trouble

The Many Adventures of My Ass, and Why It’s Always Getting Me Into Trouble

It’s always important to be honest with yourself, because self-reflection leads to enlightenment or some such shit. Well, my truth has always been that I have a bangin’ ass. My boobs are nothing to write home about, just cute B-cups that will likely remain perky for the rest of my […]

by × October 11, 2011 × 0 comments

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AmorPlatonic is the Webcam Star of the Day

AmorPlatonic is the Webcam Star of the Day

by × October 11, 2011 × 0 comments