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[VIDEO] Yummy Cheer Whores Eating Each Other Out

Slutty Cheerleaders (Is There Any Other Kind?)

Since it’s Football Friday and most of you will probably be watching a game this weekend, I thought I’d share some of my favorite slutty cheerleader action with you. Seeing them bounce around on the sidelines in barely there skirts is one thing… watching them fuck the team or go […]

by × October 7, 2011 × 0 comments

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Oklahoma

Football Friday

I live in Alabama, and we take our college football very seriously. We worship Bear Bryant, we slap houndstooth print on anything, and funerals/weddings have to be scheduled around games. The competitiveness that we have on the field is rivaled by only one other thing: chicks fighting with each other […]

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This is how you're supposed to hike.

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Real Friends Share Eyeshadow AND a Dildo

Real Friends Share Eyeshadow AND a Dildo

I’m continuing the celebration of Bree Olson’s birthday by giving you guys some girl-on-girl featuring Jenna Haze. Those tits aren’t going to jerk off to themselves, now are they? I’m glad Jenna visited an orthodontist and got her teeth fixed. I don’t have a dick, but I always cringed a […]

by × October 6, 2011 × 0 comments

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Happy Birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Prior to hopping on the crazy train with Charlie Sheen, Bree Olson was one of my favorite porn stars. I’ve loved her for years, since she was just another nameless big-tit broad in those babysitter gonzo videos. According to her twitter, she’s celebrating her birthday tonight (Wikipedia says her birthday […]

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This is what your boss means by "Casual Friday".

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by × October 5, 2011 × 0 comments

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Hot Babysitters: An Excellent Reason to Have Kids

Almost all of my fetishes revolve around authority figures. Teachers, cops, intruders with guns… in this case, hot dads who bang babysitters! I did a lot of babysitting in my younger years. I wasn’t very good at it. I once let somebody’s toddler wander out the front door and down […]

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Midget sex? Why not!

‘; I look at a lot of porn, and I often come across things that I’ve never done or even thought about doing. In the case of midget sex, I think I may be selling myself short. Ha! See what I did there? Truth is, their fingers are thicker and […]

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Nude Model Minute…..

Nude Model Minute…..

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Location, Location, Location!

I’ve had sex in some interesting places. I went to a haunted house a few years back with some friends, and while they were roaming around in the dark with their flashlights, I was heels-to-Jesus in the cemetery next door with some guy whose name I can never quite remember […]

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Religious Experience

Hello kittens! Thought I’d introduce myself. I’m a 24-year-old southern belle, and I’m a new writer here at Drunken Stepfather. As you can see I go by the name Virgin Mary. I am a very bad Catholic girl, so Jesus & I thought we’d keep a theme going. Speaking of […]

by × October 5, 2011 × 0 comments

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My mom taught me to ride a bike. This girl's mom taught her something much more useful.

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by × October 4, 2011 × 0 comments