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Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Who doesn’t love a skinny Russian girl? Samantha Rise, from Bitches in Heat 3 and Basic Sex Instinct 3, turns 23 today. I like her tight little body, even if she does look a little malnourished in some pictures, but I suppose that’s why this kind gentlemen is offering her […]

by × November 1, 2011 × 0 comments

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Happy Halloween, Kittens!

Happy Halloween, Kittens!

Today is also the day we celebrate Kim Kardashian’s 2nd divorce, for no other reason than that I’m bitter that my sex tape never took off and made me millions of dollars, but probably because I was unimaginative and slept with a middle-aged white man as opposed to a black […]

by × October 31, 2011 × 0 comments

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Tight latina jeans for you pervs...

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by × October 28, 2011 × 0 comments

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So… This Exists (Disney Porn)

Was there a huge demand for Disney Princess porn? I’m disturbed to think that some dad took his kids to see Pocahontas, and spent the whole hour and a half thinking about how he could make it better. I’m even more disturbed because that guy is probably one of my […]

by × October 28, 2011 × 0 comments

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Playboy, the Ultimate Cockblocker

I was going to bring you guys the pics from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” November issue to celebrate Football Friday, but Playboy’s reputation for being cockblockers when it comes to sharing pictures precedes them. I can’t blame them–if my magazine rested in the hands of an increasingly senile old […]

by × October 28, 2011 × 0 comments

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Toothbrush Fetish, Anyone?

Just in case you read the previous post about Tonya Cooley and her toothbrush foreplay and thought it was a great idea… Teen Lesbians Fuck Each Other With Their Toothbrushes brought to you by PornHub

by × October 28, 2011 × 0 comments

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Jodie Gasson Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Wear Clothes

Jodie Gasson Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Wear Clothes

I look at lots of porn every single day. Hundreds of random girls, all in different shapes and sizes. I’m a straight girl, but I could be turned for this chick. She easily has one of my favorite bodies ever. Big natural boobs, hips, cute tummy. I like that she’s […]

by × October 28, 2011 × 0 comments

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The Real World, Where People Get Raped with Toothbrushes

The Real World, Where People Get Raped with Toothbrushes

Back in 2002, I loved MTVs The Real World: Chicago. I hated this bitch Tonya Cooley, who was always stuck up some guys ass. Despite having a serious boyfriend (that she cried about repeatedly, and stayed on the phone with for hours) she felt that she had to make every […]

by × October 28, 2011 × 0 comments

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The World of Porn Never Gets Boring, But It’s Plenty Weird

Asami ogawa gets fucked by huge crab part3 brought to you by ExtremeTube.com

by × October 27, 2011 × 0 comments

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She gives good head, to make up for her wobbly eyes.

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by × October 27, 2011 × 0 comments

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No Guy Likes Going to the Doctor, Perhaps if They Hired Hotter Nurses?

One of my guy friends went to the GI doctor today, was telling me about the student nurse that didn’t know how to draw blood correctly. To make him feel better, I found this: This is another one of those things that you can file under “Shit Toni (that’s me!) […]

by × October 26, 2011 × 0 comments

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Hippies: Creating Future Whores and Strippers Since Forever (I’m Talking to You, Obnoxious OWS Twats)

by × October 26, 2011 × 0 comments