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Whoever Rosie Jones is, I Support Her Being Naked, and You Do Too.

Whoever Rosie Jones is, I Support Her Being Naked, and You Do Too.

Rosie Jones and India Reynolds are in the November issue of NUTS Magazine, which I guess makes them two of those bullshit British “Glamour Models”, which should not be confused with real models. Real models get paid to wear clothes and model them on runways; glamour models get paid to […]

by × October 19, 2011 × 0 comments

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Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess, Let’s Stare at Her Lewdly Before She Dies & It’s Considered in Bad Taste…

Lindsay Lohan is a Fucking Mess, Let’s Stare at Her Lewdly Before She Dies & It’s Considered in Bad Taste…

Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking mess that she’s been kicked out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where she was supposed to be fulfilling the community service requirements of her probation. Apparently she never showed up, because habitual junkies/alcoholics are unreliable. Imagine that! The prosecutor wants her to go to […]

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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He's too skinny! If you can't fight off a mugger, you can't fuck me.

Today’s smutMEET

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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Coco Wants Everyone to Know She’s Worthless Without Her Famous Black Husband (or something like that…)

Coco Wants Everyone to Know She’s Worthless Without Her Famous Black Husband (or something like that…)

Coco likes attention, even negative attention, which I pray is all that she gets when she posts these psuedo-sexy twit pics to all of her fans. If you get all hot and bothered looking at that, you should enjoy this special gallery I’ve put together for you. I call it […]

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Happy birthday, you beautiful bitch!

Alison Star, a pussy you might recognize from such favorites as Meat Lovers 1 and Pee ‘N’ Blow, turns 26 today, which is too old for porn . Not because I think women over 25 aren’t beautiful. I do. There are a lot of chicks over 25 that I’d love […]

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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Do You Ever Get Tired of American Tits? Have Some Italian Tits Instead.

Do You Ever Get Tired of American Tits? Have Some Italian Tits Instead.

So this is some actress/model/contestant on Italy’s Dancing with the Stars named Cecilia Capriotti. I could bother looking up some more stuff about her, but I’m lazy. Plus she’s naked in this calendar, and that’s all you care about anyway. (From Egotastic)

by × October 18, 2011 × 0 comments

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How to Make the Most of Taking Your Kids to a Haunted House

Hello kittens! I’m finally back in town after spending a weekend with my hubby and friends in Atlanta. I am a huge fan of haunted houses, and scary shit in general, so we visited a well-known one while we were there. I have a confession to make: I was totally […]

by × October 17, 2011 × 0 comments

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Jerry Lawler’s Former Girlfriend’s and Former Wrestler in Some Slutty Pics….

Jerry Lawler’s Former Girlfriend’s and Former Wrestler in Some Slutty Pics….

A friend of mine runs some serious Wrestling shit in Ohio and he sent me in some slutty, naked, pussy of Jerry “the King” Lawler’s girlfriend…you may know Jerry Lawler as the guy who killed Andy Kaufman, but was more likely in on the joke than anything…I know him as […]

by × October 17, 2011 × 0 comments

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Housewife Sucking on Hubby's Cock

Amateur Slut Minute….

by × October 17, 2011 × 0 comments

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Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked, Sucking Dick and Fucking of the Day

Is this Scarlett Johansson Naked, Sucking Dick and Fucking of the Day

These were emailed in by a reader who assumed they were Scarjo….better known as Scarlett Johansson….the chubby overrated celebrity who will always be the awkward girl in Ghost World with a battered by sucking too much cock voice before getting marketed heavy as the hottest thing in hollywood…. He figured […]

by × October 16, 2011 × 1 comment

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VIDEO Uncensored Skydiving Sex

The Skydiving Sex Video

So some pornstar-turned-skydiving instructor named Alex Torres is in trouble with the FAA, after he and pornstar Hope Howell did the nasty on the plane and falling through the air. The two were naked-ass naked, getting their freak on to a Katy Perry song in the plane, and apparently that’s […]

by × October 15, 2011 × 0 comments

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I Fucking Love Nerds

I totally have a nerd fetish. I love smart guys who are a little geeky, the computer programmer type. I married an accountant, and every morning when he puts on his slacks and dress shirt, I get a little turned on. I have no idea when it started or why […]

by × October 14, 2011 × 0 comments