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White trash in a white trash bikini, with white trash post-baby teen body fucking old white trash guy.

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by × November 7, 2011 × 0 comments

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Amazing Pussy Tricks

My husband and his friends are always telling me stories about the amazing things they’ve seen strippers do. Some smoke cigarettes with their pussies, some shoot ping-pong balls at targets with a surprisingly deadly accuracy, some can squirt like those water pistol games at county fairs. The coolest thing mine […]

by × November 6, 2011 × 0 comments

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Dave’s Old Porn, Featuring Hairy 1970s Bush And The Lowest Quality Video Imagineable

Dave’s Old Porn, Featuring Hairy 1970s Bush And The Lowest Quality Video Imagineable

              Dave Attell is a comedian that I happen to love. He’s got a new show on Showtime called Dave’s Old Porn, and that is exactly what it’s about. He has special guests each episode and they sit on this hideous couch and watch […]

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Show You Should Be Watching: Boss

Show You Should Be Watching: Boss

Basically, Frasier Crane now runs Chicago and is the head of a network of morally corrupt politicians. He has a frigid bitch wife; a drug addict/priest daughter who fucks drug dealers that she meets at a non-profit free clinic; a sexually-compulsive assistant named Kittie who is into really public fucking […]

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WebCam Star of the Day — MeinBaby

WebCam Star of the Day — MeinBaby

                          This little German trickster convinced some of the other people in the chat room to pay a certain amount of money to see her masturbate on the balcony. As soon as she reached her goal, she got […]

by × November 5, 2011 × 0 comments

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National Gunpowder Day

National Gunpowder Day

                          I wonder if any other country has as many useless fucking holidays as we do. Everyday is National something or other. Pancakes, fly fishing, the occult–they’ve all got a special day (in fact, my birthday is on […]

by × November 5, 2011 × 0 comments

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When Porn Lies: “Big Titty Jewish Princess” Edition

Big Titty Jewish Princesses Juelz Ventura brought to you by ExtremeTube.com I appreciate descriptive titles on my porn videos, just like I appreciate lots of tags. It helps me find what I want to see faster, and I’m sure that those of you that read this shit in your office […]

by × November 4, 2011 × 0 comments

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Friday How-To: Dirty Talk

I adore dirty talk. It’s a key element of any good role-playing scenario, and sometimes the shock factor alone immediately gets me going. I’ve known some guys who were great at it… the filthy, disgusting things that came out of their mouths were enough to make me move them up […]

by × November 4, 2011 × 0 comments

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Leeann Tweeden Gets Naked for Playboy

Leeann Tweeden Gets Naked for Playboy

                                                    I don’t know who this broad is or what she does, but I do know that she’s reached the point in her career where […]

by × November 4, 2011 × 1 comment

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Two guys cleverly set up a sex tape, without this chick's knowledge... bravo!

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by × November 3, 2011 × 0 comments

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WebCam Star of the Day — Secra88

WebCam Star of the Day — Secra88

                          Today I was suckered into a fantasy involving two teenage chicks with a webcam. I saw the picture above on their profile and thought “Fuck yeah! This will be a great free show!” Unfortunately, I did not […]

by × November 3, 2011 × 0 comments

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Cleaning Is Fun! If You Have Horny Friends…

Bathroom cleaning fun turns into hardcore threesome brought to you by PornHub

by × November 3, 2011 × 0 comments