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That Surgeon Did An Impeccable Job
Leah Francis would be my choice for the 2nd ho in my whore harem (Jodie Gasson is 1st, you can see her here, here, and […]
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A Blowjob Compilation For The Ages
I like giving head, I guess because I’m good at it. One guy told me I could suck a silver dollar through a Twizzler. I love the feeling of power, of so completely and directly controlling a guy’s orgasm. It strokes my ego. I remember hanging out with this college […]
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Keira Knightley & Her Tiny Tits Make A Movie
So Keira Knightley is in some movie called A Dangerous Method that’s coming out oversees on November 23. If you’re into tiny tits and wet t-shirt contests, then maybe this movie is for you. Personally I find her about as exciting as oatmeal, she’s boring and she has an annoying […]
Fetish, Parody
Velma & Daphne Make Scooby Doo Way More Interesting
Scooby Doo wasn’t as popular when I was growing up, because I had Disney channel and Nickelodeon and I watched The Little Mermaid almost 24/7. But I had older cousins who loved this shit, and occasionally I’d have to sit through a few episodes of it. Now my memory isn’t […]
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Hail Mary, Mother of God…
I once had a sort of foursome wearing nothing but a rosary around my neck, so I have a personal fondness for girls who have no problem with such sacrilege. […]
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Jodie Gasson Does Denim Shorts
Jodie Gasson is currently in 1st place in my “Chick I’d Most Like to Go Lesbian With” contest. I’m a […]
Amateur, Parody
This Guy… This Guy Should Be President
Whoever finally figured out that people pay more attention to instructions when they’re given by hot girls should be our new President in 2012. Debt crisis? Solved. Housing collapse? Fixed. Healthcare? These bitches could convince you to quit smoking. They could make you drink less. They probably couldn’t talk you […]
Fetish
Naked Gymnastics
As unpatriotic as it may sound, I couldn’t give a fuck less about the Olympics. I don’t have the time or desire to watch people ice-skate, bobsled, ski, or swim laps. It occured to me after I watched this video that I might care more if everybody did that shit […]
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Semper Fi, Baby
I love Marines. Really, I love anybody in a uniform. Army, Navy, Air Force… I don’t play favorites. But today is the birthday of our Marine Corp., and I think they deserve a little something special. Since I can’t mail every single one of them a Thai hooker and a […]
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WebCam Star of the Day: tinyteentwat
Around here, you never know what’s going to be in your inbox when you wake up. This morning I had a Facebook message from some guy telling me that he talks about me to his wife all […]
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Nuts Magazine Is Doing It Right
There’s something in the water in the UK, something that ruins teeth but grows massive breasts. On the one hand, that sucks because […]