Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
It’s always important to be honest with yourself, because self-reflection leads to enlightenment or some such shit. Well, my truth has always been that I have a bangin’ ass. My boobs are nothing to write home about, just cute B-cups that will likely remain perky for the rest of my […]
You know what they say… “An oppressed with few rights lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.” Am I right? No? Fuck it. Gaddafi’s son Hannibal, judging from his drunk-driving incidents and assault charges for beating his girlfriend, is a real winner. Fortunately for him, power and […]
If you’ve never watched HBO’s Sunday night comedy Hung, now is a good time to start. The show is about a recently divorced high-school coach who makes big bucks as a man whore on the side. His two pimps (pimpettes?) Tanya and Lenore often bump heads and scheme revenge against […]
@rickyawesome from twitter is a good friend of the site. He works in the industry of naked girls so we like to keep him close by and happy. We do that by giving him his own post here that we call Ricky Awesome and his bag of tricks… Today’s trick […]
Up until about three years ago I had a fear of needles so intense that I required Valium to have my finger pricked (a fear that made no sense, by the way, because I was into anal, and a dick in your ass definitely hurts more than a tiny needle […]
Last year Jesse James tried to make it trendy to bone tatted-up skanks who looked like men with really great tuck game. If you ever got a chubby for Bombshell McGee or Kat Von D, then you should really like today’s birthday bitch Rachel Rotten. Sure, she has the worst […]
Never have I ever had a friend suggest to me that we get off together. No female friend, anyway. Guy friends don’t count because a dick is a dick is a dick, whether you’re friends with it or dating it, and ALL dicks wanna see you get naked and go […]
Morgan Dayne, star of many cinematic masterpieces such as Whore It Up, My Personal Panties 1, and Filthy’s Ass Obsession 2, turns 22 today. I like her for a few reasons. She could actually pass for a Girl Next Door, her natural little tits are cute as a button, and […]
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