Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Kim Kardashian, everyone’s favorite Armenian urinal cake, is celebrating her birth today. She’s 31, and I’m disappointed to see that we share the same middle name. I also have a big ass. Perhaps if I had only let some black guy piss on me in a sex tape all those […]
Sure, this woman may have been stoned to death or horse-whipped after this video was made. That doesn’t mean it’s not awesome. She died for doing something she loved. Unless she was forced. In which case it’s kind of sad. Fuck it. libyan woman sex in libya fuck libyan girlbrought […]
I totally have a nerd fetish. I love smart guys who are a little geeky, the computer programmer type. I married an accountant, and every morning when he puts on his slacks and dress shirt, I get a little turned on. I have no idea when it started or why […]
A friend and I were discussing how sometimes we’re most horny when we’re exhausted and tired. I’ve heard of people having sex in their sleep, which is cool I suppose if you know the person. Otherwise, it’s like a cross between cow tipping and date rape, and I’m not sure […]
You can file this under the category of “things I have no intention of ever learning how to do.” I’ve had it done to me, it was lovely, not returning the favor. But just in case it strikes your fancy, this chick will give you tips: And if you’re a […]
Some people say I’m a feminist. Actually, nobody says that because I’d punch them in their throat. BUT I am a conservative Republican housewife in my early 20s that enjoys watching and writing about pornography, and that’s much cooler than a feminist any fucking day. The point is, despite all […]
Up until about three years ago I had a fear of needles so intense that I required Valium to have my finger pricked (a fear that made no sense, by the way, because I was into anal, and a dick in your ass definitely hurts more than a tiny needle […]
Last year Jesse James tried to make it trendy to bone tatted-up skanks who looked like men with really great tuck game. If you ever got a chubby for Bombshell McGee or Kat Von D, then you should really like today’s birthday bitch Rachel Rotten. Sure, she has the worst […]
Morgan Dayne, star of many cinematic masterpieces such as Whore It Up, My Personal Panties 1, and Filthy’s Ass Obsession 2, turns 22 today. I like her for a few reasons. She could actually pass for a Girl Next Door, her natural little tits are cute as a button, and […]
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Since it’s Football Friday and most of you will probably be watching a game this weekend, I thought I’d share some of my favorite slutty cheerleader action with you. Seeing them bounce around on the sidelines in barely there skirts is one thing… watching them fuck the team or go […]
Prior to hopping on the crazy train with Charlie Sheen, Bree Olson was one of my favorite porn stars. I’ve loved her for years, since she was just another nameless big-tit broad in those babysitter gonzo videos. According to her twitter, she’s celebrating her birthday tonight (Wikipedia says her birthday […]
‘; I look at a lot of porn, and I often come across things that I’ve never done or even thought about doing. In the case of midget sex, I think I may be selling myself short. Ha! See what I did there? Truth is, their fingers are thicker and […]
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