Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Was there a huge demand for Disney Princess porn? I’m disturbed to think that some dad took his kids to see Pocahontas, and spent the whole hour and a half thinking about how he could make it better. I’m even more disturbed because that guy is probably one of my […]
I was going to bring you guys the pics from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” November issue to celebrate Football Friday, but Playboy’s reputation for being cockblockers when it comes to sharing pictures precedes them. I can’t blame them–if my magazine rested in the hands of an increasingly senile old […]
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One of my guy friends went to the GI doctor today, was telling me about the student nurse that didn’t know how to draw blood correctly. To make him feel better, I found this: This is another one of those things that you can file under “Shit Toni (that’s me!) […]
Lindsay Lohan is so strapped for blow money that, according to a source at Playboy (aka Dina Lohan calling from an Applebee’s bathroom), she’s going full frontal in the issue she shot this weekend. I’m normally not a fan of redheads. Red pubes freak me out. Also, I went out […]
Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model. But when you’re born into a family that includes Dina “Will-Fuck-for-Gin-at-Applebee’s” Lohan and Michael “I-Just-Hit-That-Bitch-with-a-Bottle” Lohan, you’re pretty much fucked from the moment you popped out of your mama’s sacred place. I would hope that during her coke breaks in between takes she […]
Normally I’d give you some pics or videos to jerk off to if you’re into this, but I will not be a fucking accomplice to this eye-rape.
Jessica Simpson is pregnant, not just super-fat, so we can all breathe a sign of relief (except for those of you that dig fatty porn… in that case, you should go here). Some people celebrate the impending arrival of little bundles of joy with baby showers and gifts. We’re going […]
Hef’s old part-time noodle blower Bridget Marquardt has decided to put her talents (making boners in the young and old alike) to use by creating a line of Halloween costumes. Slutty Halloween costumes. For sluts. Am I making myself clear? There’s a slutty maid, a slutty secretary, something that looks […]
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