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One of my guy friends went to the GI doctor today, was telling me about the student nurse that didn’t know how to draw blood correctly. To make him feel better, I found this: This is another one of those things that you can file under “Shit Toni (that’s me!) […]

Lindsay Lohan is a terrible role model. But when you’re born into a family that includes Dina “Will-Fuck-for-Gin-at-Applebee’s” Lohan and Michael “I-Just-Hit-That-Bitch-with-a-Bottle” Lohan, you’re pretty much fucked from the moment you popped out of your mama’s sacred place. I would hope that during her coke breaks in between takes she […]

Normally I’d give you some pics or videos to jerk off to if you’re into this, but I will not be a fucking accomplice to this eye-rape.

Jessica Simpson is pregnant, not just super-fat, so we can all breathe a sign of relief (except for those of you that dig fatty porn… in that case, you should go here). Some people celebrate the impending arrival of little bundles of joy with baby showers and gifts. We’re going […]

Hef’s old part-time noodle blower Bridget Marquardt has decided to put her talents (making boners in the young and old alike) to use by creating a line of Halloween costumes. Slutty Halloween costumes. For sluts. Am I making myself clear? There’s a slutty maid, a slutty secretary, something that looks […]

Kim Kardashian, everyone’s favorite Armenian urinal cake, is celebrating her birth today. She’s 31, and I’m disappointed to see that we share the same middle name. I also have a big ass. Perhaps if I had only let some black guy piss on me in a sex tape all those […]

Sure, this woman may have been stoned to death or horse-whipped after this video was made. That doesn’t mean it’s not awesome. She died for doing something she loved. Unless she was forced. In which case it’s kind of sad. Fuck it. libyan woman sex in libya fuck libyan girlbrought […]