Camgirl

I’ve seen vaginas do a lot of things in my day. I’ve seen em’ squirt, expand, contract, smoke cigarettes, shoot out humans, suck in humans, blow out candles, and steal the hopes and dreams of men. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one with the spring of a doorstopper.  Either […]

[jwplayer player=”1″ mediaid=”533961″] Everytime I go to the strip club I tell the girls – that there’s this wonderful thing called webcams that were invented a long time ago for people to film themselves naked….and for other people to watch them naked….and for other people to build up communities that […]

Elay Smith is some camgirl with perfect tits that fucks sex toys and squirts for your masturbatory amusement. Nothing funny about this. She’s just hot.

This vid has been making the rounds the last few days. This woman is a genius. Why buy expensive sex toys when you can go to your local Goodwill and stock up for less that $10? After seeing this, it’s gonna be hard not to get an erection any time […]

[jwplayer config=”Custom Player” mediaid=”26203″] I don’t know what this video is from, but it seems like we’ve got a new Olivia Munn on our hands. I didn’t bother looking into this story, but her name is not Oliva Munn, it is “Novapatra” and her hustle is just Olivia Munn…..where she […]

[jwplayer mediaid=”25809″] Here’s a girl masturbating – in bed – with a sleeping friend who is not as slutty or horny at her – and she filmed it for her audience – making it pretty hilarious exhibitionism, which is why girl is doing it in the first place. I talk […]

You know what they say…a dildo is a girl’s best friend….

James is stuttering and spluttering at his phone. I have a bottle between my legs and I’m shoving the corkscrew in. The wine is splashing between my legs, the sun is splashing thorugh the bay window, and inside my veins there is a bubble and splash of a thousand crazy […]