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Top 5 Food Sex Videos, for your laughs

Top 5 Food Sex Videos, for your laughs

FIVE Awkward masturbation with a watermelon FOUR unsanitary, what does it mean if you find this arousing? THREE Clothed chicks play with food and get messy TWO It’s summer, time for an ice cream taco – powered by NewsFilter NUMBER ONE wait for it….. This takes cream pieing a bitch […]

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Blow Job

Entangled Cock Makes You Feel Inadequate and Grateful at the Same Time

Entangled Cock Makes You Feel Inadequate and Grateful at the Same Time

He’s not getting out of her naughty cotton spiderweb. Modern-day spiderman is a blonde babe and she only wants huge cock.

by × November 2, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, Camgirl

Loss of innocence with a dildo and a human ferret

Loss of innocence with a dildo and a human ferret

James is stuttering and spluttering at his phone. I have a bottle between my legs and I’m shoving the corkscrew in. The wine is splashing between my legs, the sun is splashing thorugh the bay window, and inside my veins there is a bubble and splash of a thousand crazy […]

by × September 16, 2015 × 0 comments

Public

Viking ships rise where the moon falls (stupid music festival sex)

Viking ships rise where the moon falls (stupid music festival sex)

When you talk slowly about old stuff and religious symbols, and play slide guitar at the same time, you are allowed to be remixed (the first door). There are many old men who will gladly do this for you. A cornucopia of sad old men in ADIDAS outfits, men of […]

by × September 16, 2015 × 0 comments

Public

He’s Balancing a Diamond on a Blade of Grass

He’s Balancing a Diamond on a Blade of Grass

Half of your two friends think you are a good girl who wears tampons and only has protected sex. The other half thinks you don’t even shave anymore; your bush hair just falls out from all the diseased dicks they think you’re pumping for cash and revenge… even though nothing […]

by × July 21, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, Couple, Female Orgasm, Pussy Playlist

So Good It’s Reverse Cocksucking

So Good It’s Reverse Cocksucking

This is more notes for myself, so I can come back later and rewatch these videos. There’s this very toned but not full-of-himself 25 year old teacher here and he’s been going back and forth past my room with a wheelbarrow and his shirt off… and I am just here […]

by × June 3, 2015 × 0 comments

Female Orgasm

eating pussy the right way – the women’s porn market is an empty place

eating pussy the right way – the women’s porn market is an empty place

Why do women access more lesbian porn than men? I think it’s because of the pussy eating. Back in my middle school days I wouldn’t even think of looking up ‘man eating pussy to orgasm’ cause that shit didn’t exist anywhere. It was like no one wanted it… And even […]

by × June 3, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, Blow Job, Camgirl

I Never Knew I

I Never Knew I

Remember when we met in Denver – you said if I’d write you you would write back – see I’m just like you in a way I never knew my father neither; he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her I can relate to what you’re saying […]

by × June 1, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, Camgirl

Pretty Lady with Plastic Boobies Happily Flaunting her Gorgeousness and Drooling She-Cum

Pretty Lady with Plastic Boobies Happily Flaunting her Gorgeousness and Drooling She-Cum

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by × May 21, 2015 × 0 comments

Amateur, Couple

Guy Tries to be Funny in Porn and Isn’t but I’m Posting it Anyway

Guy Tries to be Funny in Porn and Isn’t but I’m Posting it Anyway

I don’t Capitalize my Titles correctly. I like laughing at people who want you to laugh with them?? I this gets way more views than he expected and he is super embarassed.

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Bizarre, Group Sex

Queen Gaddafi Orders her Sex Slaves to Jizz

Queen Gaddafi Orders her Sex Slaves to Jizz

can’t write anything this site is being weird

by × May 21, 2015 × 0 comments

Anal, Bizarre

Bizarre Western Cum Fetishes…

Bizarre Western Cum Fetishes…

You think western civilization is a bastion of progress and an example for the rest of the world, that we don’t have voodoo magic and that we don’t have bizarre myths and fetishes… well I’m going to start your education on the failure that is Western Civilization by showing you […]

by × May 21, 2015 × 0 comments