Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: JesusMartinez
I love Kate’s Playground…she’s one of the original Teen models who introduced me to teen moels…with the hottest tits and body in the game….a legend before her time….and who I have since become friends with….making me happy to see her old school videos of her in action….cuz this is the […]
Typical story…girl needs money, girl wants fame, girl thinks she’s hot, girl does porn…I watch…it’s standard practice and amazing…. Her name is Melissa King…she is Miss Teen Delaware 2013….and this is her porn….she wants you to see…cuz that’s why she did it… It’s not a real scandal – cuz she […]
I have never fucked a redhead…but would like to cuz their vaginas glow in the dark….at least if they have a little bush….not that I think this girl is amazing….but their weird toilet seat chair is pretty amazing…in what may be one of the more disgusting sex props I’ve seen […]
Life is better when you convince your chick to suck your dick on camera when you’re knee deep in dating her so that you have the archive footage when the dry times hit…not that this is real revenge porn…but it is marketed that way and that maeks me a believer…
Turns out that when a girl gets spanked with a paddle…while screeching like an idiot….in video…I don’t get turned on…if anything…the whole thing is a horrible experience…
I always knew Japanese food was weird and it took a daring person to get down with some of the shit they eat….and this video is kinda making me want to find out what the translation for human sperm is, in the event I am ever in a japanese restaurant […]
I always wondered what happened in the operating room when they put you under….thanks to porn….now I know….even though you’d think a hospital is the last place you’d want to have an anal orgy with a patient….where as the old folks home is cuz it’s friendlier, less sterile and old […]
I have a feeling this isn’t a teen at all…but it is a chubby girl who has ridiculous huge tits…and who compromises a potentially fit body in order to have ridiculously huge tits…that she is making with like a good girl with big tits…cuz lets face it….other than having stupid […]
I don’t know where she is…but it seems like she’s outside and that we are under the table…and it turns out that it doesn’t matter where she is….what matters is watching her rub her bald pussy like a bad girl in need of getting fucked…when really she’s just an enterprising […]
I wonder what white trash house this shit happened in….but more importantly I wonder where this masked avenger got her matching bra and panty set…I mean shit she looks like a fucking clown….and I am loving this even if I can’t take it seriously…..you know for the porno gold it […]
I love this nerdy motherfucker…I bet he filmed this shit for a forum he’s a part of with a hooker he paid…because it looks like he’s got some science research behind this performance….I also love fisting girls til they squirt…so…ya know…best video ever cuz your lame ass can relate to […]
Here’s a horny girl who can’t control herself….giving a blowjob in an elevator like she was Paris Hilton….probably while drunk and into the excitement of the whole thing….maybe hoping it would lead to bigger and better things….but probably didn’t and shit is awesome…
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