Sometimes Being a DrunkenStepfather Gets Real Dirty
Articles by: JesusMartinez
I encourage all girls to have anal sex, sure it hurts a bit, kinda feels like you’re taking a shit, and often times leads to shitty cum, or just shit dick, but is the only way I feel sex, as vaginas are just too big for my MICROPENIS… I have […]
This negotiation is kinda annoying, I mean shit, I don’t need my porn to be of a miserable relationship….you know a dude asking to fuck and a girl rejecting him before giving in…after whining…shit…who came up with this idiotic idea…I mean this is the worst part of sex….other than the […]
If you read this site, or the flag ship site, you’ll know my favorite kind of pussy is one with pubic hair, cuz it’s fashionable and hipster trendy, but more importantly, cuz pussy hair, something I grew up on, is amazing….cuz like this guy, I love bush up against my […]
If you’re not in the Christmas Spirit then this should probably help…because nothing says Christmas like bitches dressed in Christmas themed costumes fucking…masturbating…sucking dick…being total HO HO HOs….right? I mean Santa has been coming to town for a while…and girls are all gold diggers into guys who shower them with […]
I love blonde pussy hair…It gives me instant boners whenever I see it cuz it is rare…and thus collectible…I’ve been into it since the movie Dressed to Kill….and then when I found a dude’s time capsule that had a tuft of it with love letters back when I was doing […]
Pixelated Pussy is good times….especially during a herpes outbreak…I mean 90 percent of the hookers I fuck might as well have pixelated pussy and not just cuz of the scars and broken dreams….but cuz I’m so drunk…
This looks unhuman and I am not saying that to be racist, it’s just a massive black dick, that reminds me of a joke I once read that said “black dicks are bigger than white dicks, cuz white kids had toys to play with when growing up”…..but to stuff a […]
The webcam has brought the world strippers and performers we would never have the chance to see, like this really big titty girl, who is probably eastern european, just trying to make money for her rent, putting on a masturbation show worthy of an oscar….The world need exhibitionists for Voyeurs […]
This porn scene confuses the fuck out of me….why would school girls have breast implants and porn faces…but more importantly, what is going on with the split screen edits and the tennis boners…I am not sure what I am watching, but I can’t help but watch it…Porn is stupid…why do […]
Kelly Brook is barely an actor, she’s a Glamour model who we have all seen naked, but that doesn’t mean watching her fuck in one of her roles isn’t worth our time, I mean shit, she’s busty as fuck….and seemingly fucks like a pro…and that’s good enough for me…someone get […]
I haven’t seen this movie, but I kinda wish I had, even though I don’t have to anymore, since there’s video of it on the internet, you know Jessica Biel stripping hard, with her awesome fucking booty, I’m into this timberlake wife more than I’ve ever been….
This is a pretty funny edit of the best Celebrity Blowjobs that we’ve seen in movies, or sex tapes, and overall, I think it’s funny as hell…Featuring Pam Anderson, Chloe Sevigny, Gina Lee Nolin, Paris Hilton, Chyna, and others… You’ve probably seen the videos before, but they are more entertaining […]
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